torple:

and you know

(via bilesandthesourwolf)

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how,” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

(via huntingdeducingdarrencriss)

sagihairius:

90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face

(via would-you-like-a-crumpet)

cvcisme:

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. 

(via stereksextape)

iguanamouth:

first date idea: come over and do all these fuckign dishes and then leave. just leave. get out of my house

(via likesboyswholikeboys)

super-wholock-avengers:

shinyblackchevy:

beau-friend:

tankgirls:

I before E

except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour

#and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it

fuck the english language

fun fact of the day: there are actually more words disregarding that rule than following it

(Source: mnrva, via crissingcolfer)

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via hero-in-disguise)

  • Radio: ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION.
  • Me: -bolts awake- JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION.

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

voldemort-daughter:

highpitchedscreaming:

no-not-now-mama:

boston-strong-forever:

momoandmimi:

sweet-words-of-horror:

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

YEAH I GOT IT AT AN ODD NUMBER OF NOTES FUCK YEAH

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(Source: wescalou, via doctorstoptheimpala)

So what are you doing?

sodamnrelatable:

Oh you know, just tumblin.

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more relatable?

(Source: dorathevaginaexplorer)

You are so out of our league.

(Source: kateagrent, via haletostilinski)