You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how,” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face
first date idea: come over and do all these fuckign dishes and then leave. just leave. get out of my house
I before E
except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour
#and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it
fuck the english language
fun fact of the day: there are actually more words disregarding that rule than following it
(Source: mnrva, via crissingcolfer)
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
(Source: guy, via hero-in-disguise)
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
YEAH I GOT IT AT AN ODD NUMBER OF NOTES FUCK YEAH
(Source: wescalou, via doctorstoptheimpala)